The email

This is the email to go along with the previous post. For anyone who likes to read the legal info at the bottom of websites, do their friend's taxes for fun, or attempting to understand DC gun laws,  this might be for you. Be wary, it makes about as much sense as the rules to time travel in Time Cop.

What? I kick time, you travel through it, what's not to understand? Who wants toast?

Hello,

Thank you for your interest in the upcoming photo/video shoot. Below is the information in detail. Please read it carefully and understand the expectations. For more information please give us a call.

Before we shoot on Sunday April 17th We want to give all models, photographers, filmmakers and make up artist a chance to meet and greet the members of the company and get a taste of what we do. This event will be held at the same venue KARMA LOUNGE as the photo/video shoot. IT WILL BOOST your chance at qualifying for the shoot. We are looking for beautiful, outgoing people with a good personality, look and speech We will be judging on all of these aspects. Come out and enjoy great food, discounted drinks, performances from our artists during Our Rap Competition. First 12 contestants in at 9pm are allowed to perform and compete for a Criket Wireless phone and first month's bill paid. If interested REPLY "ARTISTS-RAP COMPETITION". Where about info is listed below:

WHAT: (Company Name) Meet and Greet(Music and Models-see flyer)
WHERE: Karma Lounge 800 Shoppers Way, Suite G, Largo Maryland
Metro:Blue Line- Largo Towne Center- walking distance from station( Next to the Magic Johnson Theaters)
DATE APRIL 13th 2011
TIME: 10pm- at door mention that you are with (Company Name)
ATTIRE: Classy Attire, Semi Casual
CONTACT: 571-221-6037 FOR ANY QUESTIONS, or CONCERNS (CONFIRMATIONS or CANCELLATIONS IS A MUST)
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For the VIDEO AND PHOTO SHOOT INFORMATION IT IS AS FOLLOWED

We will be setting up at 9am- for all Make up artists, photographers, filmakers and anyone who is a creator for this shoot you must report at 9 amNo later than 9:30am
MODELS MUST BE ON TIME FOR THE VIDEO SHOOT AND AUDITION It wil be at 10am-10:59am Do NOT COME AT 11:02, 11:03 OR 11:09 unless you call in advance.Our time is valuable! This give your plenty of time to get here in case you are running late, or need your makeup done(First Come First Served) COME DRESSED AND HAIR DONE - Do NOT Show Up up having to change. That is a waste of our time as well as yours. For the audition there is paper work involved and we need to get you ready for the set. SOME COME READY AND PROMPTLY.
We will start filming the commercial at 11 AM SHARP The doors will be closed and locked. We understand things happen and you may have excuses but Our time is valuable so so is yours. We will NOT tolerate tardiness and disruption during time of taping. It must be Very quiet!!!!!! A sign will be on the door so you will know . Thereafter the veidoeshoot is done you are welcome to participate in the photo shoot shortly after, but it is NOT RECOMMENDED. Models Must wear a solid white top(t -shirt tank top, ect) And dark bottoms(leggings, skinny jeans, reg jeans ect(black and drk blue)prefered)Everyone has this somewhere in there closet, if not you need to either buy or borrow it from someone NO EXCUSES!!!!!
Females must were Heels and Males must where Dark Colored Shoes( Gentleman you might be asked to go topless , if you are comfortable with that please let our staff know.)
*If you would like to participate int he Music Video for Big B as well you must be present for this shoot 1st.(MODELS ONLY)*
Any questions/concerns you need to contact the office imediately and as for Ms Brie or Marco at 571-221-6037 is A MUST )

Here it is again if you missed the first time:

WHAT: (Company Name) VIDEO/PHOTO SHOOT
WHERE: Karma Lounge 800 Shoppers Way, Suite G, Largo Maryland
Metro:Blue Line- Largo Towne Center- across from station( Next to the Magic Johnson Theaters)
DATE Sunday, APRIL17th 2011
TIME: 9am-Muas, Filmmakers, Photographers ect.
10 am- Audition
11am-1pm- Commercial Video Shoot
1pm- Private photo shoot
2-Big B Music Video Casting done by (Company Name)
3pm- 6pm Big B Music Video Shoot
ATTIRE: SOLID WHITE TOP, DARK BOTTOMS(If you want to change clothes to your outfit of choice specifically for the photo shoot you are more than welcome to do so. Clothes must be stored in the back on the rack and out of the way of the set)
CONTACT: 571-221-6037 FOR ANY QUESTIONS, or CONCERNS (CONFIRMATIONS or CANCELLATIONS IS A MUST)
IF YOU DO NOT CONTACT US FOR ANY REASON ESPECIALLY CANCELLING "WITH IN 24 HOURS "WE WILL NEVER DO BUSINESS WITH YOU AGAIN AND IF YOU SHOW UP UN ANNOUNCED AND LATE YOU WILL BE ASKED TO LEAVE THE PREMISES-AND POSSIBLY FINED, THEREFORE HAVING TO PAY FOR OUR SERVICES. YOU MUST BE PROFESSIONAL; THAT MEANS CALLING.TEXTING, EMAILING, FACEBOOK, ECT THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE ATTEND OR NOT. THIS IS A $1,400 SHOOT WE ARE GIVING AWAY FOR FREE TO HELP YOU SO DO NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY TO ADVANCE AND EXPAND YOUR MINDS AND CAREERS.

Remember to come happy,promptly and ready to shine-Top Model Status is needed! If you have what it takes reply to us "Confirm-Your name" A text will be sent out to you if you provided us with a number the day before each event. Reply Yes or No to it When you receive it.

Thank you and we look forward to meeting you.
Have a Fashion Fun Day!

(Company Name)