This was another random resume send, and I didn't hear back. One Tuesday night, I get a call at 10:30 at night. This seems like a popular time for DC clients to make business calls.
Ugh, this shit's wearin' off... Oh man, I gotta call that guy...
The caller tells me he got my resume a few weeks ago and he wants me for a job in the morning, it was urgent. I was a bit baffled. Weeks to fill a position and he calls me the night before, after most people are asleep or winding down. Or, in his case, doing PCP. Anyway, I ask when the job takes place and where. He tells me it's in DC, at 10am. I sigh. For anyone who drives into DC in the morning, you know why. I ask how much it pays, and it's actually a decent amount, which was the first pleasant surprise of the conversation. Screw it. I'm in.
He emails me a contract, which is basic enough, the sort of thing you Google and find for free, and that would probably hold up in court about as well as a napkin with a drunk girl's phone number would hold up as "intend to commit sexual conduct."
I swear, your honor, she handed me that napkin and I feared for my safety... Have her cut me a check for mental duress.
I drive to the location, a hotel smack dab in the middle of DC. The contact number I am told to call is not for the man I spoke to the night before, but the other freelance video guys working the gig, who have just about as much stake in whether this things works or not as I do. I, of course, don't know that until after I started calling them. Walking to the hotel, I meet a very confused sound recorder on his way to the same shoot. Apparently he had just about as much info on the job as I did.
The job itself was actually very easy. Set up some equipment, shoot some very small interviews, eat really awesome hotel desserts. Score.
I mail back the flimsy contract along with an invoice and my receipt for parking. I don't hear back from the guy for 2 weeks. He was apparently "on a shoot."
Another 2 weeks, a month to the day after the work was done, I inquire about payment. I had yet to see a paycheck.
"I guess the invitation just got... lost in the mail..."
"Hey Charles -
I am still awaiting payment from the client. I apologize for the delay, but expect payment this week or the next. As soon as I receive payment, I will turn around a check for you the same day.
Thanks for your patience.
I waited another two weeks and sent another email asking how things were going.
"Hey Charles -
I just spoke to them today and they said checks are going out on 5/3, so I should have a check no later than 5/10 and will turn around the same day. Sorry for the delay. They did not tell me it was net 60 from the outset, and just sprung that on me today. I apologize for any inconvenience.
This was just about three weeks ago. This marks two months.
Just out of curiosity, where do these people come from?
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